Grape Ape.
Over 40-feet high
Grape Ape.
Just a little bit shy
Grape Ape.
For a super strong guy
Yup, that's me.
The great, Grape Ape
Grape Ape.
If he comes to your town
Grape Ape.
He will really put down
Grape Ape.
Any bad guy around
The great, Grape Ape
What a sight to see him chuggin' block after block.
Things begin to shake and quake and rattle and rock.
The big, big, big, big, gorilla
Grape Ape.
I do not recommend
He is one to offend
Grape Ape.
So be sure he's your friend
Better be sure.
The great, Grape Ape
Yup, that's me.
02_Movie Madness-Trouble At Bad Rock
Help, help, oh, somebody help me.
Oh, please, I'm afraid of heights!
Won't somebody help me?
- Come on, help! - All right,
now, cue Tonzilla gorilla.
Right, J.C.
Let's move it, professor.
Yes, yes, I hear you.
Genius can not be hurried.
Now, listen, you,
let's get this whacky movie started already.
You know what this wind does to my sinuses.
Oh, yes, Ms. Stridon, right away.
We're wasting precious time, Von Hugo.
Let's get this rescue scene over with.
Now Tonzilla, my pet,
let's show them what you can do.
Shift into first.
Oh, oh, that's it!
Now, start climbing the bridge.
Well, it's about time.
Splendid, my pet, splendid.
The gear's stuck.
It's jammed.
Oh, my, my, the gorilla, it's gone bananas.
I guess there is still a few bugs to be ironed out.
And I must've been bugs to hire you.
Give that ton of junk the hook.
Right, J.C.
And do this to my masterpiece?
Oh, yes, of course.
I knew a mechanical imitation would never work.
What we need is a real 40-foot ape.
I know where there's a 3-foot chimpanzee, J.C.
Grape Ape, old purple pal,
I hate to tell you this,
but we are runnin' out of food.
Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
I'm afraid, my friend,
we are gonna have to find us a job.
So, what's it gonna be already?
Do we shoot a movie or don't we?
Bad luck, J.C.
Central casting says they haven't
a single 40-foot union ape in their files.
Oh, my, my, we're ruined, ruined!
Hey now,
now this might be just a break that we need.
Ahem, excuse me, Mr. director,
uh, but I think that my friend over here
might be the answer to your problem.
Um, friend, what friend?
Uh, this friend?
Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
Yow!
A for real 40-foot gorilla, J.C.
Yes,
he's got looks, but can he act?
Can he act?
Well, just get a load of this screen test.
Are ya ready, Grape Ape?
Uh-ha, uh-ha, uh-ha.
Okay now, uh,
let's see you register some uh, happiness.
Right, now uh,
how 'bout a little anger, my purple pal?
Good. And now uh,
some sadness, a few tears for me.
Oh, yes, yes,
He's everything I've been looking for.
We'll pay $100 a day for his services.
Hey now, did you hear that, Grape Ape?
You are gonna be a movie star.
Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
Huh-huh, they will see, no purple-painted ape...
is going to replace my masterpiece.
Now, in this scene, you look for the girl.
But, you can't find her.
You search the city for her.
But to no avail,
Suddenly you see her...
and fall instantly in love.
Your breathe heavily.
You reach up and gently help her down.
Ouch, not so tight, you klutz.
You're bending my sarong.
I will take that.
Hey, what's going on?
Wait! Oh, wait,
that's not in the script.
If Tonzilla can't star in this film,
no one will.
Oh, my, my, did you see that?
He's run off with my female lead!
Ah, no need to get all discombobulated, Mr. director.
Uh, Grape Ape and me will get your lady back safe and sound.
Ah, yoo-hoo, Mr. taxi cab driver?
Yeah, where to, Mac?
Ah, my friend and I would like you
to follow that uh, fleeing gorilla.
Huh, friend, what friend?
Ah, why, uh, this friend, of course.
Yow, a gorillalalala!
Well, now, sure nice of him to lend us
his taxi at this moment of need, huh?
Well, rev her up, Grape Ape?
We've got some chasin' to do.
Grape Ape, Grape Ape, Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
Oh, sensational, marvelous, keep shooting.
Hey, now, we done caught up with Tonzilla.
Now, you hand over that young lady,
or you face the wrath of my friend, Grape Ape.
Ain't that right, Grape Ape?
Grape Ape, Grape Ape?
Oh, now, where'd that little dickens disappear to?
Huh-huh, enough games.
Now, I will show you what Tonzilla gorilla can do?
Golly,
I seem to be headed straight for the pier
with no way to stop.
Uh-oh.
Grape Ape, Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
Well, now, what do you know?
I've been recycled.
Oh, wait'll my agent hears about this,
you big ape.
You'll never work in pictures again.
Silence!
Blast it,
It's that pestiferous, purple ape again.
I'll fix his nacum baggum.
Magnetizing Tonzilla's feet should do the trick.
Splendid, my pet.
Now to make our getaway.
My gosh,
that professor Von Hugo sure knows
lots of slippery tricks, don't he, Grape Ape?
Uh-ha, uh-ha, uh-ha.
Oh, purple pal,
I think we done found us a whole new
mode of transportation,
a ice cream a la mode, that is.
Mind if we borrow your truck for a few minutes?
Yow, a gorillalalala!
Funny how some ice cream vendors
can lose their cool.
Oh, courage, old buddy, I know your toes are cold,
but let's hot-foot it after Tonzilla.
We finally ditched that big ape.
Oh, no!
Hold on, Grape Ape, hold on,
we are gainin' on him.
Grape Ape, Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
The bridge, that's it.
We'll be safe once we cross the state line.
Again with the bridge?
Do you realize what this damp air
does to my gorgeous hair?
Ah, we done gotta stop that professor
before he crosses the bridge.
Uh-oh, a stop light.
Uh-oh,
his foot's frozen in a block of ice.
And I'll be a monkey's uncle.
It's a short circuit.
Help, oh help,
somebody save a famous movie star.
Gotcha, Grape Ape.
Oh, did ya have to catch me this way?
This is my worst side.
Don't worry, my pet.
Next week we start the return of Tonzilla.
Oh, yes, yes, fantastic.
What an incredible fight sequence
between those two giant gorillas.
And we captured every foot of it on film.
Grape Ape,
you have a brilliant future as a movie star.
Yeah.
Hey! What the ...
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-
ah-choo!
Oh, no,
the entire film...ruined.
What a horrible development, J.C.
Wait a minute,
this gives me an idea for an even greater film,
a chase movie.
Now, that is a great idea, Mr. director.
Yes, a great idea, J.C.
Ah, but, uh, who is gonna star in it?
Oh, just me and that purple beast!
Uh-oh, let's blow, Grape Ape!
Uh-oh.
Come back and fight like a man, you beast.
Hey now,
so far there ain't too much plot,
but there's plenty of action, hey now, Grape Ape?
Right, Beegley Beagley, there's plenty of action.
Yes.
Grape Ape, Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
All right, all right, that's enough joggin' for today, Grape Ape.
Rev up the car, and let's roll.
Okay, great, great Grape Ape.
Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
Lunch.
I get it, lunch time, ha.
Well, maybe I can wangle us a good meal
in the next town, my purple pal.
Right, Beegley Beagley.
Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
There's a sign up ahead.
Hit the brakes, Grape Ape.
Boy, I've heard of stopping on a dime
but this is ridiculous.
Bad Rock straight ahead.
Worse Rock is that a way.
Well, I better have a look.
Ah, let's go to Bad Rock.
After all, we can always go from bad to worse later, huh?
Good, huh?
Okay, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it!
I'm sorry, Beegle buddy.
[Bad Rock] [Population : 200] [Such as they are]
Run for your lives.
Mean Marvin is on the loose.
Mean Marvin?
Mean Marvin!
[Sheriff's Office]
[Wanted Mean Marvin]
[Sheriff Wanted]
Sheriff wanted, ha.
You know, my purple pal, a job like that
in a town this small oughta be a breeze for you.
Ah, howdy, my name is...
Can't talk now.
Mean Marvin's a comin'.
Who, who's a comin', who?
That's who's a comin' who.
Hmm, $10,000 rewards for the capture of this
mean, ornery, side-windin', bushwhackin', sneaky, double-crossin',
nasty, rotten, no good polecat.
Wow, we'd sure like to get that $10,000 reward, huh?
You and who else?
Uh, me and my purple pal here, that's who.
Grape Ape, that's who.
Jumpin' Jehoshaphat, a gorillalalalala!
Oh, no, no, that's no gorillalalala.
That's uh, Grape Ape.
Yeah, no gorillalalala, Grape Ape.
Uh, did you say that you wanted that $10,000 reward?
I sure did.
I hereby pronounce you sheriff and deputy. Good-bye.
Oh, boy, oh, boy,
now how did I ever end up with this sheriff job,
will ya tell me?
I don't know, Beegley Beagley.
Come on, let's check out this town, huh?
[Livery Stable]
Ah, see anything?
Let's check over there.
Hey, now, Grape, this place is like a ghost town.
Gorillalalala!
Oh, wow, what a town!
Even the ghosts are leavin'.
It looks like that Mean Marvin has these folks
buffaloed for sure, huh, Grape?
Yeah, buffaloed.
Hold it, are you the new sheriff?
Well...yes.
Well, where's your deputy?
Uh, right here.
Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
Yikes, a gorillalalala!
Yikes, yikes, I can't believe it, a gorillalalala!
That's the biggest thing I've ever seen.
That little pipsqueak is Mean Marvin, huh?
Boy, this sheriff job is gonna be cinch.
Yeah, a cinch.
Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
Well now, the way I think of it, my purple pal,
all we gotta do is put Mean Marvin in the calaboose.
Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
We must be gettin' close to his hideout.
Two miles to Mean Marvin's hideout, hmm.
Gang meetings Wednesdays, outlaws only.
Bad men wanted.
And last chance to chicken out.
Huh, chicken out, all I need to catch that little insect
is some bug spray, huh?
Bug spray.
I'm sorry, Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
Okay, but get off of me, you big ape.
Marvin, Marvin, Marvin,
there's trespassers a comin', Marvin.
[Sheriff]
That's our sheriff?
This'll make five sheriffs this week.
Hey, you guys, get over here.
Looks like it's time to bushwhack another sheriff.
Whish! We're gettin' close.
Here comes the sheriff.
Now, it's really very simple, Grape Ape.
All we have to do is catch Mean Marvin in this here net,
and we collect the reward.
Lookin' for somebody, sheriff?
Gotcha!
Who are you?
I'm Mean Marvin?
But... uh, where's that little fella?
You mean my little brother, Puny?
Hi, Puny.
Hi, sheriff, and good-bye, sheriff.
Well, fellas, I'm just a stranger here,
and I'm passin' through, bye!
If you're just a stranger,
how come you're wearin' that sheriff's badge?
Oh, oh, oh, that, huh-ha, um,
I got that in a box of cereal.
Cereal box.
Give him a smack, whack and pop in the chops,
brother Marvin.
Good idea, brother Puny, good idea.
Uh, now, looka here, Mean Marvin,
this here has gone absolutely far enough.
I am placin' you under arrest.
You're arresting me?
Why me?
Uh, because it says here that you is a mean,
ornery, side-windin'- bushwhakin', sneaky,
double-crossin', nasty, rotten, no good polecat.
Oh, what you said.
I deny everything.
And I believe ya.
But here's what I'm gonna do for ya.
I'm gonna let you go, and gonna take that little fella in.
You and who else?
Well, me and ahem, my deputy here.
A gorillalalala!
Oh, it's okay, Mr. Mean.
My pal, Grape Ape, is real gentle-like?
- He is? - Oh, sure thing.
I mean, he wouldn't hurt a fly.
- Cross your heart? - Oh, sure.
Okay, men, get 'em.
Don't worry, Grape Ape, I'll get us outta this.
I hope, I hope.
I hope you'll excuse me, sheriff,
but Puny and I gotta go rob a train.
Blackie here will keep you company till we get back.
And then, I'll take care of you for good.
Uh, hey, Mr. Blackie, uh,
how about grantin' us our last wish?
Like what?
I'm hungry.
How 'bout a ham sandwich?
Okay, since it's your last meal.
Ah, on rye bread with mustard.
Ah, and uh, would you kindly bring a bunch of grapes
for my buddy here?
Okay.
Yeah?
Uh, more mustard.
What's with him?
Oh now, you see now,
he always does that after he eats grapes.
Come on, get me loose, Grape Ape.
We gotta stop that train robbery.
Follow those bad guys.
Yeah, bad guys.
Here she comes.
Take cover.
Hey, there's the train.
Grape Ape, Grape Ape, choo-choo, whoo-whoo,
choo-choo, whoo-whoo.
Where's the train?
Maybe it took a shortcut.
Great goin', Grape Ape.
Hey, but look there.
Mean Marvin and Puny are gettin' away.
Come on, we'll go after him with that box car.
Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
Well, nice goin' my purple pal, huh-huh,
another job well done for the lone Beagle
and his faithful companion, Grape Ape.
Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
By: Reza Fa.